Hands up for those who wanna be a piece of parquet flooring right now...

Yes, I know I would. The woman featured in this month's H.A.I.R. is considered to be extremely dangerous and should be locked in my bedroom for reasons tied in with national security. Unfortunately, she happens to be VERY married. You know what they say about good women nowadays... They are either married or lesbians. Hey, in both cases, that doesn't really matter to some guys I know.

This month's choice was a very difficult one. I was at Siem Reap bar with Billy, Gavin, Aaron and their friend, Jessica. It was very heart-warming thing for me to hear that the guys (only) enjoy this blog and are frequent visitors. This only proves one thing. Sex indeed rules. I cast out a few choices and they recommended a few names such as Eva Mendes (who doesn't do it for me), Keira Knightley (She's gorgeous and has a great smile but I couldn't see her posterior in that corset in "Pirates Of The Carribean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl" very well) and Beyonce Knowles (She 's one Foxxy lady...)

In any case, I came back from a tiring jamming session today and went through some sites, like last night. Just imagine I had to peruse through all of AskMen.com's Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2003 to get an inkling of who to choose. It's a tough and dirty job. I hope you guys can appreciate the trouble and pains I take for you all.

So there you go. H.A.I.R. of September: Monica Bellucci who is definitely hot enough to cause a surge in global warming. (Hey, I had to come out with a FHM-esque wisecrack somehow or another)